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When your Dad’s girlfriend asks you if you have any condoms. 

amandamcmuller:

Good old Kandi.

She’s always good for a little vomit. I redirected her to John’s room. And had to keep myself from reciting phrases used during Sexual Education week at school. They all rhymed. Hope you guys didn’t go too crazy in New York.




  1. bmoskovitz reblogged this from frankensteins-assistant and added:
    Yeah. Let’s not even go there. We don’t live in Arkansas. Yeah, alright, John. Alright. Eugh. Could you imagine? And...
  2. frankensteins-assistant reblogged this from bmoskovitz and added:
    Wow, you think so little of me? 5 inches? No, you know what, we’re not having this conversation. That shit gets weird,...
  3. nolongercraigmoskovitz reblogged this from bmoskovitz and added:
    Does she have a license? Yes…we’ll have to see…although I’m glad I’ve been warned in case I’m the chosen one.
  4. amandamcmuller reblogged this from bmoskovitz and added:
    Remind me avoid John’s bed, yeah? You should’ve, it would have been hilarious. My mom was in the other room, she...
  5. that-girl-chanel reblogged this from bmoskovitz and added:
    Glad it did. Seems like you have a shitty life right now.
  6. logjameson said: At least you know there won’t be a surprise package in a few months.
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