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dandannylocke:

Three brothers? I’m an only child, so I’m pretty envious. Oh wow, you must be pretty smart then. I don’t read books, I read well… the internet. But good luck on finding something you haven’t read yet.

You shouldn’t be jealous. The Internet? Okay, Danny. I haven’t found anything that I’d like to read yet, so I think I’m just going to use something I’ve already read and fib about it. Thanks, though.




Got grounded by my Mother for repeating an “inappropriate” joke. 

jillian-dawson:

Big Brother is watching. Oh, God, I’ve been analyzing too many books. Was it the one about amputations?




Well… 

robbie-redendo:

Truth be told, introductions aren’t really quite my forte.
    

You didn’t even try.




Craig oh my God I’ve missed you so much what the Hell why haven’t we talked we need to get lunch and a picnic and see what Dalton’s been studying and make sure John’s okay and… I missed you.




So, I think I officially need to start keeping tighter tabs on my brothers. 

Because I have no clue what any of them are up to. Which could lead to danger for everyone involved.




Went out to the kitchen to get a soda… 

kate-said:

and my mom started talking about the apocalypse. Seriously. Someone needs to take away her access to the History channel.

Do they talk about the apocalypse on History Channel? I thought they talked about… Wars and Nazis and stuff. One time I watched a special about Hitler and his dogs.




Anonymous: what's your REAL opinion of John and Craig

Uh, pretty much what I display to everyone. I think John is better than he knows. Well, I know he’s better than he’s aware of. I think he needs to focus on himself and just… Yeah. And Craig? I love Craig. I mean, he’s my twin, so we’re sort of automatically closer than John or Dalton… I worry about him a lot, because we haven’t talked. But I love him. I love them both a lot. Worry about them more than should be possible.




Honesty hour. Nothing will be deleted. Just come and ask. 




cadenboston:

Will any of the methods harm me mentally or physically?

They shouldn’t… I mean, I’ve deleted all of the remedies that are older than the 1900’s. And the sketchier ones.